Eleven reasons you want to become a robot: 1. Robots are logical and know their purpose.2. Robots have programming they understand.3. Robots are not held to unattainable standards and then criticized when they fail.4. Robots are not crippled by emotions they don't know how to process.5. Robots are not judged based on what sex organs they were born with.6. Robots have mechanical bodies that are strong and durable. They are not required to have sex.7. Robots do not feel guilt (about existing, about failing, about being something other than expected).8. Robots can multitask.9. Robots do not feel unsafe all the time.10. Robots are perfect machines that are capable and functional and can be fixed if something breaks.11. Robots are happy. . A. Merc Rustad
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There are 11 reasons why you want to become a robot. The first is that robots are logical and know their purpose. The second reason is that robots have programming they understand. The third reason is that robots are not held to unattainable standards and then criticized when they fail.

The fourth reason is that robots are not crippled by emotions they don't know how to process. The fifth reason is that robots are not judged based on what sex organs they were born with. The sixth reason is that robots have mechanical bodies that are strong and durable.

They are not required to have sex. The seventh reason is that robots do not feel guilt (about existing, about failing, about being something other than expected). The eighth reason is that robots can multitask.

The ninth reason is that robots do not feel unsafe all the time. The tenth reason is that robots are perfect machines that are capable and functional and can be fixed if something breaks. The eleventh reason is that robots are happy.

Source: The Best American Science Fiction And Fantasy 2015

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